Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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