and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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