What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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