Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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