So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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