All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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