So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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