Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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