How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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