so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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