Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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