So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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