Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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