I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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