so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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