do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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