The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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