I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Mom said you looked used
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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