how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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