New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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