Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Shame is for Republicans.
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