maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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