so that wasnt chicken after all
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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