I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
one might say we're banned from that church
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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