Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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