as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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