White coat. Heels.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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