my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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