and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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