"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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