I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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