is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Randomize