She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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