I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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