ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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