Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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