No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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