dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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