this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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