just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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