he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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