I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize