We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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