erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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