I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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