if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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