Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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