he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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