I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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