There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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