Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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